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MAKE ME SQUIRT
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MAKE ME SQUIRT

Sale price  $28 Regular price  $40
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Product Description

Some shirts whisper. This one doesn’t. Featuring a very innocent lemon and a very questionable headline, this inappropriate graphic tee is technically about citrus. Technically. It’s bold, it’s rude, and it’s guaranteed to make someone read it twice. Perfect for girls trips, bachelorette weekends, or just testing the limits of public decency at brunch. Soft, comfortable, and printed to last. Not recommended for people who “don’t like attention.” Squirt responsibly.

Quality & Feel

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo

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  • Free standard shipping on orders $69+
  • 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.

Why TeeHeeUSCo?

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Premium comfort you'll actually wear

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Cheap fabric you'll regret instantly

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Hand-designed by professional artists

Design

"My child could have made this shirt"

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Color Options

One color...take it or leave it

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