Man I Love Face Sitting. Yes, it means exactly what you think it means. From far away: cottagecore fairy princess on a mushroom. Up close: a very specific acronym. Printed on a premium garment-dyed tee with a relaxed fit. Broken-in feel. High-quality graphic. Designed to look like something you’ve owned for years. Comfortable enough to wear all day. Bold enough to ruin family dinner. If you like your jokes dry, your graphics cute, and your shirts slightly inappropriate but technically defensible, this is for you.