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MOISTER THAN AN OYSTER SHIRT
Sale price
$28
Regular price
$40
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Product Description
Stay wet and wild with this Moister Than an Oyster shirt. It’s soft, comfy, and dripping with bad ideas — just like the design says. Perfect for seafood lovers, dirty joke fans, or anyone who laughs at things they shouldn’t. Great for girls’ trips, gag gifts, or nights when you plan to get a little salty. Printed on soft Comfort Colors cotton for that “freshly shucked” feel.
Quality & Feel
How They Fit IRL 👀
Shipping & Returns
- Free standard shipping on orders $69+
- 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
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Premium comfort you'll actually wear
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Cheap fabric you'll regret instantly
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Hand-designed by professional artists
Design
"My child could have made this shirt"
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Color Options
One color...take it or leave it
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