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MY BIRTHSTONE IS CRYSTAL

MY BIRTHSTONE IS CRYSTAL

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VINTAGE LOOK & FEEL

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-esque look.

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Product Description

For those who like their humor dark and their fashion choices even darker, this shirt is the perfect mix of edgy and absurd. Featuring an elegant, vintage-inspired crystal design paired with a slogan that guarantees second glances, it’s ideal for meme lovers, chaos enthusiasts, and anyone with a questionable sense of humor.

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THROAT GOAT WESTERN - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
DOGGYSTYLE MEANS YOU GET A TREAT AFTER RIGHT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
THROAT GOAT MYSTICAL - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
INKED AND READY TO SQUIRT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
NOT TOXIC JUST PUERTO RICAN - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
THROAT GOAT WESTERN - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
DOGGYSTYLE MEANS YOU GET A TREAT AFTER RIGHT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
THROAT GOAT MYSTICAL - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
INKED AND READY TO SQUIRT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt

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Katie

Just as described, my coworker will love this as her birthday gift LOL