What blank is this shirt printed on?

Comfort Colors 1717 — a 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton heavyweight tee with a relaxed unisex fit. Softens with every wash.

What sizes are available?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL. Fit is unisex and runs true to size.

How is the shirt printed?

Direct-to-garment (DTG) printing on Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed cotton for a soft hand-feel and vivid color.

How long does shipping take?

Standard shipping arrives in 5-8 business days for US orders. Production takes 1-3 business days before the order ships.

What is the return policy?

30-day return window. Returns accepted by mail for exchange or refund.

Where do TeeHeeUSCo shirts ship from?

TeeHeeUSCo ships from US-based print facilities.

Is there a bundle discount?

Yes. Any 2 shirts for $50 (shipping $8.99). Any 3 shirts for $75 with free shipping. Mix and match across designs and sizes.

My Safe Word Is Harder Daddy Shirt — Funny Vault Mascot Tee

Name: MY SAFE WORD IS HARDER DADDY
Brand: TeeHeeUSCo
SKU: 15062924103837812455
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.92 (757 reviews)

Size	Chest	Waist	Hip
S	34–36"	27–29"	35–37"
M	38–40"	31–33"	39–41"
L	42–44"	35–37"	43–45"
XL	46–48"	39–41"	47–49"
2XL	50–52"	43–45"	51–53"
3XL	54–56"	47–49"	55–57"

Size	Chest	Waist	Hip
S	86–91 cm	69–74 cm	89–94 cm
M	97–102 cm	79–84 cm	99–104 cm
L	107–112 cm	89–94 cm	109–114 cm
XL	117–122 cm	99–104 cm	119–124 cm
2XL	127–132 cm	109–114 cm	130–135 cm
3XL	137–142 cm	119–124 cm	140–145 cm

Size	Chest Width	Body Length	Sleeve
S	18"	27"	8"
M	20"	28"	8.5"
L	22"	29"	9"
XL	24"	30"	9.5"
2XL	26"	31"	10"
3XL	28"	32"	10.5"

Size	Chest Width	Body Length	Sleeve
S	46 cm	69 cm	20 cm
M	51 cm	71 cm	22 cm
L	56 cm	74 cm	23 cm
XL	61 cm	76 cm	24 cm
2XL	66 cm	79 cm	25 cm
3XL	71 cm	81 cm	27 cm

Comfort Colors® fits true to size with a relaxed, lived-in feel. If you're between sizes or like a looser fit, go up one. Check the size guide for exact measurements.

Orders ship within 2–3 days. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days from there. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it's on its way.

Yes — the bundle discount applies to everything in the store. The builder above lets you grab 2 or 3 of this design in different colors and sizes. For different designs, just add each shirt to your cart separately and the bundle pricing applies automatically.

About This Design

Sometimes the best funny graphic tees for adults are the ones that make people do a double-take. This shirt features our signature retro mascot style with a phrase that could mean absolutely anything, depending on your perspective. The beauty is in the plausible deniability.

Why You'll Love This Shirt

This is one of those best funny t-shirts that starts conversations before you even open your mouth. It makes a perfect gag gift for friends with a sense of humor, and the Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton feels as good as the reactions you'll get. Quality printing means the joke stays crisp wash after wash.

Perfect For

Ideal for bachelor parties, adult game nights, or any gathering where innuendo is appreciated. Great gift for that friend who collects popular humor shirts or anyone who enjoys keeping people guessing. Perfect for those who like their comedy served with a side of "did they really just say that?"

Premium Quality Details

Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee
100% ring-spun cotton that gets softer with every wash
Relaxed unisex fit, runs true to size
Available in multiple colors, sizes S-3XL
Printed with high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo