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OKIE DOKIE ARTI-CHOKE ME
$28
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Shipping & Returns
- Free standard shipping on orders $69+
- 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
When “farm-to-table” meets “tie-me-up.” The Okie Dokie Arti-Choke Me shirt takes innocent vegetable energy and chokes it out completely. Featuring a smiling artichoke mascot that’s way too happy to be your safe word, this design mixes vintage diner vibes with unapologetically kinky humor. Whether it’s for a bachelorette weekend, a girls’ trip gone off the rails, or just your everyday personality, this one’s guaranteed to get looks and maybe a few raised eyebrows. Printed on soft, heavyweight cotton. May cause submission.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What size should I get?
All our tees are unisex and true to size.
If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a roomier fit.
What brand are the shirts?
We print on Comfort Colors 1717 (100% ringspun cotton, garment-dyed) for most designs.
They’re soft, sturdy, and made to outlast every wash.
Some shirts may be on Bella Canvas 3001 — same premium feel, slightly slimmer fit.
How long does shipping take?
We aim to have every order delivered to your doorstep within 2-7 days.
Do you accept returns or exchanges?
Yes. If, for any reason, you're not in love with your shirt, send it back within 30 days for a refund or exchange.
What’s your free shipping policy?
You’ll get free U.S. shipping automatically when your order hits $69+ (nice).
Mix and match any tees — no coupon codes needed.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold, inside-out, and tumble dry low.
Or hang dry if you’re the kind of person who has plants that are still alive.
Will the design fade or crack?
Nope. We use Kornit HD6 / Atlas / Apollo machines for the best DTG quality in the game.
The print is soft, vintage-feel, and ages like your favorite tee.
Do you ship internationally?
We currently ship within the U.S. only.
What if my order arrives damaged or incorrect?
Email us at support@teeheeusco.com with your order number and a photo.
We'll take care of it for you.
Can I order for a group trip or bachelorette party?
Hell yes.
We’ve printed for group trips, festivals, and entire parties that decided to bond in matching tees.
Bulk discounts kick in at 10+ shirts — message us before ordering and we’ll hook you up.
Will people actually laugh when they see my shirt?
Yes. We’ve got thousands of reviews and unhinged DMs to prove it.
Wear it once, and you’ll understand why we guarantee reactions.
Do you have a loyalty or referral program?
Sort of — we call it “Shameless Marketing.”
Post a photo wearing your shirt, tag us @teeheeusco, and we’ll DM you a 50% off code for your next one.