When “farm-to-table” meets “tie-me-up.” The Okie Dokie Arti-Choke Me shirt takes innocent vegetable energy and chokes it out completely. Featuring a smiling artichoke mascot that’s way too happy to be your safe word, this design mixes vintage diner vibes with unapologetically kinky humor. Whether it’s for a bachelorette weekend, a girls’ trip gone off the rails, or just your everyday personality, this one’s guaranteed to get looks and maybe a few raised eyebrows. Printed on soft, heavyweight cotton. May cause submission.