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PAINT MY INSIDES
Unisex
Sale price
$28
Regular price
$40
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Subtle? Not even close. This tee features a grinning paint can mascot begging you to paint my insides, now upgraded with extra drip™. It’s loud, it’s filthy, and it’s the kind of shirt that makes people choke on their coffee when they finally read it. Perfect for art kids, degenerates, or anyone who thinks "DIY project" should come with a warning label. Printed on heavyweight cotton built for messes - whether that’s paint or something else.
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