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Pretzel mascot with suggestive pose on heather gray graphic tee by TeeHeeUSCo

PRETZEL ME

$30 or $25 each when you grab 2

Rated 4.9/5 by 712 Customers

Broken-in comfort from day one
Print that won't crack or fade
Gets softer every wash
ColorPink
Size

Size Guide

Measure your body and match to the chart below.

SizeChestWaistHip
S34–36"27–29"35–37"
M38–40"31–33"39–41"
L42–44"35–37"43–45"
XL46–48"39–41"47–49"
2XL50–52"43–45"51–53"
3XL54–56"47–49"55–57"

How to Measure

  • Chest: Around the fullest part of your chest, tape parallel to the floor.
  • Waist: Around your natural waistline, tape comfortably loose.
  • Hip: Around the fullest part of your hips, ~8" below your waist.

These are unisex tees on Comfort Colors blanks and run true to size. Size up for a looser fit.

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Comfort Colors® fits true to size with a relaxed, lived-in feel. If you're between sizes or like a looser fit, go up one. Check the size guide for exact measurements.
Orders ship within 2–3 days. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days from there. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it's on its way.
Yes — the bundle discount applies to everything in the store. The builder above lets you grab 2 or 3 of this design in different colors and sizes. For different designs, just add each shirt to your cart separately and the bundle pricing applies automatically.

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Product Description

About This Design

This funny graphic tee takes the innocent world of baked goods and gives it a cheeky twist. The design plays on that classic pretzel shape we all know, but with humor that works on multiple levels. Sometimes the best jokes are the ones that make you do a double-take.

Why You'll Love This Shirt

Nothing breaks the ice quite like a humor shirt for adults that makes people think twice about what they're reading. It's the kind of gift that shows you have a sense of humor without trying too hard. Plus, our heavyweight cotton feels as good as the reactions you'll get.

Perfect For

Ideal for casual hangouts, brewery visits, or any time you want to add some subtle mischief to your wardrobe. Makes a great gift for friends who appreciate wordplay and aren't easily offended. Perfect for anyone who likes their humor with a side of plausible deniability.

Premium Quality Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee
  • 100% ring-spun cotton that gets softer with every wash
  • Relaxed unisex fit, runs true to size
  • Available in multiple colors, sizes S-3XL
  • Printed with high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing
Quality & Feel

Think your shirt is soft? Just wait until you try ours. Made with premium Bella Canvas® fabric, it feels smooth and comfy, like the hug you’ve been wishing for. The fit is on the slimmer side.

• Butter soft Bella Canvas 3001
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size (size up for baggy)
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo

Shipping & Returns
  • Free standard shipping on orders $75+
  • 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.

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"Wore it out running errands and received 2 compliments and lots of laughs. I fuhreaking love this shirt and couldn't be happier" - Hannah

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