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Blue graphic tee featuring retro mascot with "SINGLE MARRIED DIVORCED" text design by TeeHeeUSCo

SINGLE MARRIED DIVORCED

$30 or $25 each when you grab 2

Rated 4.9/5 by 712 Customers

Broken-in comfort from day one
Print that won't crack or fade
Gets softer every wash
ColorBlack
Size

Size Guide

Measure your body and match to the chart below.

SizeChestWaistHip
S34–36"27–29"35–37"
M38–40"31–33"39–41"
L42–44"35–37"43–45"
XL46–48"39–41"47–49"
2XL50–52"43–45"51–53"
3XL54–56"47–49"55–57"

How to Measure

  • Chest: Around the fullest part of your chest, tape parallel to the floor.
  • Waist: Around your natural waistline, tape comfortably loose.
  • Hip: Around the fullest part of your hips, ~8" below your waist.

These are unisex tees on Comfort Colors blanks and run true to size. Size up for a looser fit.

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Comfort Colors® fits true to size with a relaxed, lived-in feel. If you're between sizes or like a looser fit, go up one. Check the size guide for exact measurements.
Orders ship within 2–3 days. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days from there. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it's on its way.
Yes — the bundle discount applies to everything in the store. The builder above lets you grab 2 or 3 of this design in different colors and sizes. For different designs, just add each shirt to your cart separately and the bundle pricing applies automatically.

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Product Description

About This Design

This funny graphic tee presents the three relationship statuses with refreshing honesty. Sometimes the best response to "what's your status" is just laying out all the options. It's the kind of shirt that says exactly what everyone's thinking but nobody wants to admit.

Why You'll Love This Shirt

People will do double takes, then quietly nod in understanding. Makes a perfect gift for that friend who keeps everyone updated on their dating life, or anyone who appreciates humor that hits a little too close to home. This humor shirt for adults is printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks that actually feel good to wear.

Perfect For

Casual hangouts, girls' nights, or any time you want to spark some honest conversation about life choices. Great for recently single friends, happily married couples with a sense of humor, or anyone who's been through the full cycle. Also works as a conversation starter at parties where you don't know anyone.

Premium Quality Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee
  • 100% ring-spun cotton that gets softer with every wash
  • Relaxed unisex fit, runs true to size
  • Available in multiple colors, sizes S-3XL
  • Printed with high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing
Quality & Feel

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo

Shipping & Returns
  • Free standard shipping on orders $75+
  • 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.

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