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TREAT DEALER
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TREAT DEALER

Sale price  $28 Regular price  $40
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Product Description

He doesn’t ask questions. He just moves product. “TREAT DEALER” is a deadpan Chihuahua mugshot printed in gritty black and white — harsh flash, no expression, full commitment to the bit. It looks like something that got accidentally famous on a disposable camera in 2003.

You know the shirt. The one that shows up in a thrift store bin and you immediately grab it without even checking the size. That’s this shirt. Printed on Comfort Colors® garment-dyed cotton so it already feels like you’ve had it for years.

The details:

∙ Comfort Colors® heavyweight tee

∙ Garment-dyed for that perfectly worn, soft vintage feel

∙ Relaxed unisex fit

∙ High-quality DTG print

Made for:

∙ Chihuahua owners

∙ People with questionable taste (complimentary)

∙ Anyone who respects a silent entrepreneur

∙ Early 2000s chaos survivors

Size up if you want that oversized streetwear look. True to size runs relaxed.

Quality & Feel

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo

Shipping & Returns
  • Free standard shipping on orders $69+
  • 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.

Why TeeHeeUSCo?

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Premium comfort you'll actually wear

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Cheap fabric you'll regret instantly

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Hand-designed by professional artists

Design

"My child could have made this shirt"

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Color Options

One color...take it or leave it

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"Wore it out running errands and received 2 compliments and lots of laughs. I fuhreaking love this shirt and couldn't be happier" - Hannah