He doesn’t ask questions. He just moves product. “TREAT DEALER” is a deadpan Chihuahua mugshot printed in gritty black and white — harsh flash, no expression, full commitment to the bit. It looks like something that got accidentally famous on a disposable camera in 2003.

You know the shirt. The one that shows up in a thrift store bin and you immediately grab it without even checking the size. That’s this shirt. Printed on Comfort Colors® garment-dyed cotton so it already feels like you’ve had it for years.

The details:

∙ Comfort Colors® heavyweight tee

∙ Garment-dyed for that perfectly worn, soft vintage feel

∙ Relaxed unisex fit

∙ High-quality DTG print

Made for:

∙ Chihuahua owners

∙ People with questionable taste (complimentary)

∙ Anyone who respects a silent entrepreneur

∙ Early 2000s chaos survivors

Size up if you want that oversized streetwear look. True to size runs relaxed.