Retro Cartoon Shirts
The vintage rubber-hose cartoon-mascot look.
BE NICER TO YOURSELF
SORRY BOYS I EAT PUSSY
I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER
DO THESE BOOBS MAKE MY BRAIN LOOK SMALL
I SQUIRT ON THE FIRST DATE
SUN'S OUT SLUTS IT'S TIME TO SIN
OH YEAH I'M F*CKING CROSSFADED
LOWKEY NEED SNEAKY LINK
MAKE ME SQUIRT
JINGLE MY BALLS
BURY YOUR WIENER IN MY GRAVEYARD
HONK IF YOU'RE H0RNY
DO IT JIGGLE
GAY MARRIAGE
IT IS WHAT IT IS, AND IT'S AUTISM
CERTIFIED MOMMY MILKER
PROFESSIONAL GASLIGHTER
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