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CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS OFF MY WIENER
$30
or $25 each when you grab 2
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Product Description
Relax, it's just a dog. Or is it? Featuring a vintage bootleg dachshund that's smirking way too knowingly, this shirt proudly proclaims your undying love for your wiener. With a "Handle With Care" tag to remind you it's precious cargo, this tee takes suggestive puppy love to dangerously funny territory. Perfect for dachshund owners or inappropriate dog lovers.
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Premium comfort you'll actually wear
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Cheap fabric you'll regret instantly
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Hand-designed by professional artists
Design
"My child could have made this shirt"
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One color...take it or leave it
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