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CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS OFF MY WIENER
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CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS OFF MY WIENER

CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS OFF MY WIENER

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$28 $40
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Relax, it's just a dog. Or is it? Featuring a vintage bootleg dachshund that's smirking way too knowingly, this shirt proudly proclaims your undying love for your wiener. With a "Handle With Care" tag to remind you it's precious cargo, this tee takes suggestive puppy love to dangerously funny territory. Perfect for dachshund owners or inappropriate dog lovers.
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Quality & Feel

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo
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  • Free standard shipping on orders $69+
  • 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
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