BACK DOOR IS THE FUN DOOR

PICKLE SL*T

YOUR DAD'S FAVORITE RIDE SINCE '69

BACKDOOR SUPERSTAR

TONGUE PUNCH MY TACO

RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST

D*CK APPOINTMENT

PROUD FATHER OF A FEW D*MBASS KIDS

MY CAT SAID YOU'RE A WEAK ASS B*TCH

IT'S A** EATING SEASON

ASK YOUR DAD ABOUT MY THROAT GAME

HURTIN' FOR A SQUIRTIN'

TRAIN YOUR SNATCH FOR HEAVY LOADS

EVERYTHING IS A B*TT PLUG

MOMMY'S LITTLE ALCOHOLIC

EASILY DISTRACTED BY C0CKS

MY PARENTS SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING

M*LF MAN I LOVE FEET

STRAWBERRY JAMS BUT MY GLOCK DON'T

FEAR THE C*CK

I LOVE BALD P*SSY

MILF MAN I LOVE FALL

CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS OFF MY WIENER